Julia Fontanelli
Julia Fontanelli
Julia Fontanelli
"Yes, he may have the right to belittle and degrade us, but that doesn't mean we have to sit by and not fight back. That is why I need your support today, and your contribution of $25, $50, $100, or $250 to my campaign will help us do just that! [Dan Savage] is the reason my children cannot Google their father's name." - Former Sen. Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum, whose campaign fundraising is floundering at the bottom (heh) of the pack.
"I will tell you my favorite food of all time is celery. Honest to God my favorite food is celery. Straight up celery. I will personally consume the entire stalk of celery. At the Thanksgiving table I have the plate of celery in front of me." - Michele Bachmann, via Andrew Sullivan.